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    Why
    Author: Jack Reider
    Website: http://www.gambling-portal.com
    Added: Sun, 12 Feb 2006 12:11:32 -0500
    Category: Humor
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    Why do some things happen the way they do. Here, I point out some of the unique conundrums existing on earth.

    Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life.

    Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

    1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

    2) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

    3) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

    4) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

    5) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his supermarket trolley and then appologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

    6) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

    7) Why is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

    8) Why is it that online casinos always offer big prize money for their tournaments but never reveal the real name of the winner after the competition is over?

    9) If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

    10) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

    11) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

    12) Why do banks charge a commission when you go into debt even though they know that there is no money in that account?

    13) Why do people go back again and again to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will appear there?

    14) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, bend down, pick it up, examine it, and then, place it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

    15) Why do people believe it when they are told that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch and check?

    16) Why does a plastic bag not open at the end where you first try to open it?

    17) Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

    18) Why are there dead insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

    19) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when back in the summer we hated the heat?

    20) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?

    Conclusion:
    Life has many oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. I have mentioned but a few. Think of more? Send them to me.

    View all Jack Reider's articles


    About the Author:
    After leaving his job as a school teacher Jack Reider started writing reviews of internet casinos and online poker rooms. He rates their ease of use and variety of games like Sic Bo and roulette.

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